Thursday, September 7

 

Why

does the vending machine have those little grandma's cookies that are the best cookie's in the world in it? Also... why is it the HUGE pack?? anyone? This is an evil place!

Also Rack just texted me with and I quote, " I want naked virgins, but we don't all get what we want!" Hmmmm

I just want to go home... 15 more minutes

Sunday, September 3

 

Motorcycles and old fat lap dancers...

This weekend was the "1st Annual Lake City Bike Festival" Boy was working in his work both, so the Monkey's and I went and walked around and watched the bands on Friday night and Saturday afternoon. I have to say the more interesting things that kinda made me throw up in my mouth a little, happened in broad daylight on Saturday. As K and I arrived we walked past all the booths that were selling misc. jewelry and clothing, we saw this one particular shirt and both said, even if we looked good enough to wear said shirt we wouldn't. (picture a couple of black strings with pennies hanging off of it) So we continue to walk mingle etc.. But then... I hear... Look.. And OH MY GOD!!! So I am looking all over the place trying to figure out what she is talking about, I am pained to say that said shirt was being worn by an extremely overweight 60 year old. Lake City at it's finest!
Then there was the Lap Dancer.
Now she wasn't your ordinary Lap Dancer, mid-fifties, over weight and biker-ish. Her pimp was much larger, and was slightly more scary. They were the red button.. Once we noticed them we could not stop laughing and staring and then checking back to make sure that the monkey's didn't notice them. Which they didn't they were to enthralled by the bands.

Tonight I am going to a concert to watch the boys band and this band called "The Monistats".. Now I am hoping that this is a good band, however their name is not promising... More to come...

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