Love or Confusion?

The Drunk's IntuitionA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:* a half-gallon of 2% milk,* a carton of eggs,* a quart of orange juice,* a head of romaine lettuce,* a 2 lb. can of coffee,* and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a dru nkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the dru nk calmly stated,"You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued bythe derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusualabout her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her maritalstatus.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you'reabsolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"The dru nk replied, "Cause you're ugly."