Wednesday, December 22
Quote of the day:
Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not. Samuel Johnson
Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not. Samuel Johnson
Well, tomorrow is the big 2-5 and I may be a little better after I get to happy hour tonight. I am rather excited about this call my friends will be there or most of them and I think I will really have a good time. My babies Grandma bought the most beautiful ring for my birthday and I love it. My mommy gave my old navy gift card whoooo hoooo that means new clothes. That’s exciting….
So Happy Hour is now officially 1 hour away. I can’t wait hopefully all these people will mesh nicely. I miss my brother. I wish he was here. But I have decided that I am not going to miss him any more! And that is final.
Well 40 minutes until my 4 day weekend begins!
Merry Christmas everyone
this is the invite that Bevins sent out to everyone for my birthday :
Please make plans to attend Sarah's Birthday Celebration on Wednesday, 12/22, at the Jacksonville Ale House. This informal event will take place after work. 'Tis the season to remember our loved ones and give thanks for what's important in life. Happy Hour.
So Happy Hour is now officially 1 hour away. I can’t wait hopefully all these people will mesh nicely. I miss my brother. I wish he was here. But I have decided that I am not going to miss him any more! And that is final.
Well 40 minutes until my 4 day weekend begins!
Merry Christmas everyone
this is the invite that Bevins sent out to everyone for my birthday :
Please make plans to attend Sarah's Birthday Celebration on Wednesday, 12/22, at the Jacksonville Ale House. This informal event will take place after work. 'Tis the season to remember our loved ones and give thanks for what's important in life. Happy Hour.
Monday, December 20
Joke o' Day
Dirty Tricks
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
Friday, December 17
BahHumBug!
So I feel like I am being beat in the face with a mallet, but whatever. It’s Friday and it’s 2pm so I really can’t complain to much as I have managed to almost complete my day, I wouldn’t know it’s all a blur. Christmas and my birthday are rapidly approaching and its really starting to bother me. Don’t get me wrong I love Christmas I love the meaning of Christmas the lights and decorations, friends, family and most importantly my biggest enemy FOOD. I am really trying to teach my children that Christmas isn’t about presents even though I am stressing about making sure that I got them enough for Christmas. I don’t think that is the way to go about teaching them the real meaning of Christmas, but really how do you do that these days, when I was a kid we didn’t have a lot so what we received we were grateful for. My son is so spoiled by everyone that he expects things and I don’t like that at all. So I am trying to teach him that isn’t the way but we shall see.
Birthday is 6 days and counting, I will be a quarter century old, how terrible is that. How is it that some people don’t care at all how old they are and others (such as myself) have a nervous breakdown at the thought. I think that I am just really afraid of dying and leaving my kids, and being old is a step closer as time ticks by any second could be the end. My good friend in high school had a premonition that I would die in a car accident when I was 25 and had a 2 year old daughter well I will be 25 in 6 days and my daughter will be 2 in 5 months. That kinda freaks me out.
Well I am still broke and that really stinks, I have no money to buy anyone any thing for Christmas. I feel bad.
There are 2 quotes today: Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. Elmer G. LettermanUnless you are the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Eskimo Proverb
Birthday is 6 days and counting, I will be a quarter century old, how terrible is that. How is it that some people don’t care at all how old they are and others (such as myself) have a nervous breakdown at the thought. I think that I am just really afraid of dying and leaving my kids, and being old is a step closer as time ticks by any second could be the end. My good friend in high school had a premonition that I would die in a car accident when I was 25 and had a 2 year old daughter well I will be 25 in 6 days and my daughter will be 2 in 5 months. That kinda freaks me out.
Well I am still broke and that really stinks, I have no money to buy anyone any thing for Christmas. I feel bad.
There are 2 quotes today: Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. Elmer G. LettermanUnless you are the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Eskimo Proverb
Wednesday, December 15
fight, fight, fight
So we finally got to go out without the munchkins on Saturday. We went and watched the movie SAW and it was okay any horror buff I am sure would love it, however I am not therefore not so much!
Then he was subjected to all of my friends which he seemed to like and everyone but B. liked him and even by the end of the night B. was coming around. He is like my brother and doesn’t like anyone so what can your do. Unnamed flava didn’t seem to care. I was trashed which I haven't been in a while and that kinda of sucked as I was sick, BLAH!
Well I am really upset today I am so broke and Crittle is celebrating her birthday and she is going out for dinner on Saturday and I am so broke that I can’t go and I am trying to get a hold of her so that I can meet them afterward, somewhere that I will not need money. I don’t know I hate being broke! So I am depressed…
Why is everyone fighting, I can’t stand it, I am freaking out about my birthday I don’t want to be a quarter century old. Oh well
Unnamed flava got mad at me last night I think, it upsets me so I can’t talk about it right now but once I am sure that its okay I will advise.
Quote of the Day:
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. Laurence J. Peter------Thanks Catina- luv ya!
Then he was subjected to all of my friends which he seemed to like and everyone but B. liked him and even by the end of the night B. was coming around. He is like my brother and doesn’t like anyone so what can your do. Unnamed flava didn’t seem to care. I was trashed which I haven't been in a while and that kinda of sucked as I was sick, BLAH!
Well I am really upset today I am so broke and Crittle is celebrating her birthday and she is going out for dinner on Saturday and I am so broke that I can’t go and I am trying to get a hold of her so that I can meet them afterward, somewhere that I will not need money. I don’t know I hate being broke! So I am depressed…
Why is everyone fighting, I can’t stand it, I am freaking out about my birthday I don’t want to be a quarter century old. Oh well
Unnamed flava got mad at me last night I think, it upsets me so I can’t talk about it right now but once I am sure that its okay I will advise.
Quote of the Day:
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. Laurence J. Peter------Thanks Catina- luv ya!
Friday, December 10
Blah
Joy to the freaking world
I am so tired of this place that I may scream, 1st they are like here do all this work this week, BUT you still have to be on the phone, which generally isn’t a problem except for today I have a ton of work and I am getting all these stupid calls to boot! When I say that this place has serious communication issue I am not kidding. Right now our computers are broke so I can’t even do all the gobbles of work that I have to! I hate this place…. The mainframe is down isn't that lovelly!
I am so tired of this place that I may scream, 1st they are like here do all this work this week, BUT you still have to be on the phone, which generally isn’t a problem except for today I have a ton of work and I am getting all these stupid calls to boot! When I say that this place has serious communication issue I am not kidding. Right now our computers are broke so I can’t even do all the gobbles of work that I have to! I hate this place…. The mainframe is down isn't that lovelly!
Joke - of - the- Day
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
>> Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
>>course of
>>the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
>>beautiful
>>Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
>>
>>Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between
>>Brian and
>>Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
>>
>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
>>Mrs.
>>Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
>>Stephanie than
>>met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know
>>what
>>you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
>>roommates."
>>
>> About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since
>>your
>> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
>>silver
>> gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
>>"Well, I
>>doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he sat
>>down and wrote:
>>
>> Dear Mother:
>> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
>>house, I'm
>> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
>>remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
>>dinner.
>> Love,
>> Brian
>>
>> Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
>>read:
>>
>>Dear Son:
>>
>>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
>>saying
>> that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
>>if she was
>> sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
>>now.
>>
>>Love, Mom"
>>
>>BUSTED!!!! ha ha ha ha
>>
>> LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
>> Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
>>course of
>>the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how
>>beautiful
>>Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
>>
>>Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between
>>Brian and
>>Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
>>
>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
>>Mrs.
>>Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
>>Stephanie than
>>met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know
>>what
>>you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
>>roommates."
>>
>> About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since
>>your
>> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
>>silver
>> gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
>>"Well, I
>>doubt it, but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he sat
>>down and wrote:
>>
>> Dear Mother:
>> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
>>house, I'm
>> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
>>remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
>>dinner.
>> Love,
>> Brian
>>
>> Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
>>read:
>>
>>Dear Son:
>>
>>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
>>saying
>> that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
>>if she was
>> sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
>>now.
>>
>>Love, Mom"
>>
>>BUSTED!!!! ha ha ha ha
>>
>> LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
Wednesday, December 8
This week has been a mess and its only Wednesday,
Monday a bum that was twitching came up to the porch and was begging for money but he just wouldn’t get to the point, he just kept talking and twitching he was very frightening and I am now traumatized.
So I think I foresee a lot of shit hitting the fan at my house and it may not be pretty, but when is that ever pretty. My roommate’s boyfriend and I are not getting along very well, and being as though he is there more often than not I am getting rather annoyed. Some thing is going to have to change I may loose it. Crittle I so feel the Shakir pain!!!!!!
So I will keep you (Catina) posted as I have no additional time to work on this I am swamped here in blueland!
Quote of the Day: I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Monday a bum that was twitching came up to the porch and was begging for money but he just wouldn’t get to the point, he just kept talking and twitching he was very frightening and I am now traumatized.
So I think I foresee a lot of shit hitting the fan at my house and it may not be pretty, but when is that ever pretty. My roommate’s boyfriend and I are not getting along very well, and being as though he is there more often than not I am getting rather annoyed. Some thing is going to have to change I may loose it. Crittle I so feel the Shakir pain!!!!!!
So I will keep you (Catina) posted as I have no additional time to work on this I am swamped here in blueland!
Quote of the Day: I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Joke of the day
The Drunk's IntuitionA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:* a half-gallon of 2% milk,* a carton of eggs,* a quart of orange juice,* a head of romaine lettuce,* a 2 lb. can of coffee,* and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a dru nkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the dru nk calmly stated,"You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued bythe derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusualabout her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her maritalstatus.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you'reabsolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"The dru nk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
This week has been a mess and its only Wednesday,
Monday a bum that was twitching came up to the porch and was begging for money but he just wouldn’t get to the point, he just kept talking and twitching he was very frightening and I am now traumatized.
So I think I foresee a lot of shit hitting the fan at my house and it may not be pretty, but when is that ever pretty. My roommate’s boyfriend and I are not getting along very well, and being as though he is there more often than not I am getting rather annoyed. Something is going to have to change I may loose it. Crittle I so feel the Shakir pain!!!!!!
So I will keep you (Catina) posted as I have no additional time to work on this I am swamped here in blueland!
Quote of the Day: I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Monday a bum that was twitching came up to the porch and was begging for money but he just wouldn’t get to the point, he just kept talking and twitching he was very frightening and I am now traumatized.
So I think I foresee a lot of shit hitting the fan at my house and it may not be pretty, but when is that ever pretty. My roommate’s boyfriend and I are not getting along very well, and being as though he is there more often than not I am getting rather annoyed. Something is going to have to change I may loose it. Crittle I so feel the Shakir pain!!!!!!
So I will keep you (Catina) posted as I have no additional time to work on this I am swamped here in blueland!
Quote of the Day: I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Monday, December 6
Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so blue
Well my computer is going completely nuts I guess that it knows that it’s Monday and it doesn’t want to work either.
My weekend was nice Friday we only worked half a day then we went on a team build to the museum. And we got to leave early so we all went to Happy Hour. It was fun there was this one guy there who was slightly creeping me out, but whatever I am sure that he is harmless. I also found out that the last guy that I was seeing is seeing the really really not so Hot girl now and that makes me feel gross, he just went down hill when I turned him down I guess. I guess they deserve each other. It still grosses me out!
If my computer goes down one more time, I am leaving!
So unnamed flava was off yesterday so we actually got to spend some time together, it was great we layed on the couch and watched movies and played with the kids. Then we cooked this excellent dinner and we cooked it together and its just weird how, we are finishing each other sentences and crap. Odd, and scary.
Saturday I got to get up at the crack of dawn and go wedding dress shopping. Whoooo HOOOOO!!!!! ( not so much) my cousin who I am very flattered that she asked me and am defiantly doing it. However we never talk except on holidays and I would just think that there is someone more suited but whatever! So we go into a bridal shop, the most popular, therefore you receive the worst service bridal shop at that. And I see the most beautiful wedding dress in the whole wide world why you might be asking because it’s PINK, yes people I said Pink and SO now all of a sudden I have wedding fever, so that I can wear the pink dress that just so happens to be the most beautiful dress in the whole wide world!
So I have been trying to come to grips with my rapidly approaching birthday or as I call it entering the year of my death but however. I don’t want this to happen. Bevins and some of the other peeps such as catina (clinta’s new name) and hopefully my lip gloss baby are going to happy hour for my birthday maybe I will get drunk one last time! But we shall see. So my weekend was very boring. I will be having more fun this week I promise as I am about to loose my mind.
song of the day: Patsy Cline::::: Crazy
quote of the day:::::"Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart."
-Victor Hugo
My weekend was nice Friday we only worked half a day then we went on a team build to the museum. And we got to leave early so we all went to Happy Hour. It was fun there was this one guy there who was slightly creeping me out, but whatever I am sure that he is harmless. I also found out that the last guy that I was seeing is seeing the really really not so Hot girl now and that makes me feel gross, he just went down hill when I turned him down I guess. I guess they deserve each other. It still grosses me out!
If my computer goes down one more time, I am leaving!
So unnamed flava was off yesterday so we actually got to spend some time together, it was great we layed on the couch and watched movies and played with the kids. Then we cooked this excellent dinner and we cooked it together and its just weird how, we are finishing each other sentences and crap. Odd, and scary.
Saturday I got to get up at the crack of dawn and go wedding dress shopping. Whoooo HOOOOO!!!!! ( not so much) my cousin who I am very flattered that she asked me and am defiantly doing it. However we never talk except on holidays and I would just think that there is someone more suited but whatever! So we go into a bridal shop, the most popular, therefore you receive the worst service bridal shop at that. And I see the most beautiful wedding dress in the whole wide world why you might be asking because it’s PINK, yes people I said Pink and SO now all of a sudden I have wedding fever, so that I can wear the pink dress that just so happens to be the most beautiful dress in the whole wide world!
So I have been trying to come to grips with my rapidly approaching birthday or as I call it entering the year of my death but however. I don’t want this to happen. Bevins and some of the other peeps such as catina (clinta’s new name) and hopefully my lip gloss baby are going to happy hour for my birthday maybe I will get drunk one last time! But we shall see. So my weekend was very boring. I will be having more fun this week I promise as I am about to loose my mind.
song of the day: Patsy Cline::::: Crazy
quote of the day:::::"Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart."
-Victor Hugo
Thursday, December 2
today has just totally dragged on and I am about to loose my mind... 1st I am selected to wrok a special project and my manager is like I don't know if I want you to do it. WHAT???!!! you don't want me to better my life and get more experince ok thanks buddy really apperciatecha!
so that made me angry.
so that made me angry.
What the computer should say everyday
